As Wonkette says, “NO RUSSIA NO RUSSIA YOU’RE THE RUSSIA!”

“poison gas cloud coming to a neighborhood near you! find out which one! tonight at 11!”

Is the goal of these little speeches is that we as viewers (not me, because watching this shit is a huge waste of time) are so tied into the local news anchor, that we will agree?

So, “How about-ism” is their play, then?

His mom says he’s cool!

Everything’s coming up Mnuchin!

Hint: Jesus is hiding in her butt...

Girl is thirsty. Also, her feet are dirty in the Easter pic.

is she saying, she has Easter Egg into her pooper fetish?? I am not judging, just wondering.

In other words, Conway to be fired by Tuesday.

Hi Mr. Carrey, I’m ____ with the Secret Service. Do you train elephants, or do you own or have access to elephants?

Oh please, Trump isn’t even the adult in the room when it’s just him and Barron

And yet somehow this most unchristian and hate-filled man is lauded by evangelicals!?! Their hypocrisy knows no bounds. Obama was a good, decent, churchgoing family man but was somehow the devil incarnate.

HAPPY EASTER NO DACA NEED WALL MAGA NO COLLUSION SAD

I’m totally here for Mexico being the adult in the room.

Jim Carrey is quite talented. I’m not just saying that because his drawings are funny, he has pretty good technique and his portraits capture the subjects rather well. Cool

Q. How did Courtney Love beat Coffeehouse security?

I have family who worked local news for Sinclair, and I despise that company. I wouldn’t piss on it if it was on fire.

Missed you Muck! Barf bag was just not the same without Code 45.

“I don’t think that manufactures are going to reverse engineer vehicles so they’ll get worse mileage.”

They don’t have to. All they have to do is stagnate, which in a historical context they are extremely willing to do. Also, every major auto manufacturer has a deep repertoire of engines in their lineup. There are…