Better he spend his time on a golf course instead of presidenting.

PLAYING GOLF WHILE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR IS NAILED TO THE CROSS?!?! 

This looks like a man who is excited that the nurses let him out on the lawn of his nursing home to see the grand kids he doesn’t remember having and also he wants to know what’s for dinner because last night it was corn and he specifically asked for creamed corn because those kernels get stuck in his god damn…

Running the country is hard! Being the big speech man is tough. So this big presidential boy is taking a nice, relaxing day for himself on this gloomy Good Friday.

If Trump thinks Amazon pays no sales tax (it pays sales tax in 45 states) and that USPS loses money on Amazon (package delivery is one of its profitable businesses), I may be gaining a better understanding of why he has declared bankruptcy so many time.

I’m not the biggest fan of Amazon as a company but...

As I posted elsewhere, Trump’s hard-on for Amazon has nothing to do with the postal system or vanishing brick & mortar retail.; he couldn’t give a shit about either one. His actual agenda is to cause as much trouble for Jeff Bezos as possible since Bezos is the owner of the Washington Post which, along with The NY…

I suppose we won’t be able to get this in oil...

This is wonderful. The Jay Cutler one is hilarious, didn’t expect SI to go with the butt pic but an apt comparison nonetheless.

I hope Mueller indicts Trump via Tweet.

Yeah, this was the doctor that gave [current occupant of the White House] the “6'3", 235 lbs.” report, being rewarded for his “loyalty” [read: willingness to lie for the boss].

Hmmmm…

I miss Muck.

Trump trying to express kindness and empathy always reads like VCR instructions translated to Japanese, then back into English.

Thoughts & prayers, dear. They’re rolling out Just Say No 2.0.

“I am very pleased to welcome the opioid memorial to the President’s Park in April. I encourage all to visit and remember those who we have lost to this deadly epidemic. We will keep fighting until we defeat the opioid crisis!” 

tell it to the dog....

But ...

It’s not Trump’s choice to boot out the Russian diplomats, it’s Congress and the Senate. Trump is staying silent on the matter so he doesn’t upset his master. It also makes him look like an idiot because of his phone call last week to Putin.