Please promise to replace all of our Dunkin Donuts with Tim Hortons because Dunkin Donuts suuuucks. But we won’t put any old women on our money. Americans hate women on our money. The Susan B Anthony and Sacagawea were huge failures. And only Eagles on our money. No other birds.

Not to mention the fact that Trump has no clue what Intellectual Property is.

Every time he screeches about a caravan of people from Honduras this is what I picture:

“this will be changed”

I have a friend who used to work for a Sinclair station as a cameraman for one of their stations. He quit and took a temporary job as a janitor for $10/hour. Said it was the best decision of his life.

According to that Page Six article someone reported Jim Carrey to the FBI. They felt that pianting was threatening Eric and Don Jrs lives. And liberals are snowflakes that need safe spaces. I hope tje FBI replied with a quote from the first Amendment.

I think we’re overdue for a good ol river catching fire. Burns off all the pollution.

WTF is he taking about? Does he think Amazon doesn’t pay the postal service to ship their packages? God, he is such an idiot.

Bring back Muck! Bring back Muck!

I trieto watch the segment where she was literally standing in the woods waiting for Hillary to come walking by. The screeching voice was unbearable.

I didn’t know that about the part of his anatomy in his mouth. I hhaven’t watched Real Housewives in a few years. I remember Caroline Manzo would never admit her farher was in the mob but it was pretty obvious he was. But then when it suited her she would let peple know who her father was.

But Trump says the FBI are bunch of losers who can’t do anything right. no way they could have caught a bombing suspect.

Great job by law enforcement! Except for the FBI. You guys are still a bunch of losers.

Im sorry but nothing beats the most unintentionally hilarious anti-drug after school special Desparate Lives. Featuring that unforgettable scene of a teenage Helen Hunt crasing though a second story window and freaking out after doing a bump of meth? coke? from a dude with Farrah Fawcett hair.

It just blows my mind that his moron followers actually believe that. They didn’t vote for Hillary because she doesn’t understand the working man like Trump does. Trump looks like if he did drink he’d spit in ypur beer because he only drinks $800 bottles pf wine and the rarest 75 year old Scotch.

Even if he did drink does this guy look like he’d have a beer with you?

They would put sesame seeds on their Big Mick buns before they would do that.

The original Call of Duty 1 and 2 is what really solidified my love of killing Nazis. Haven’t played the new one.

You’ve never heard of the miracle of St. Viagra? The little blue pill that’s the best friend to men over 50? Im sure Big Donny Golf Pants is popping them like Tic Tacs.

But wait a minute. I thought not standing at a sporting event was disrespecting the troops or something .