Trump’s presidency has been exposed as a complete and utter fraud, put into place by the Russians, and he refuses to admit it and thinks he can win against anyone now. He thinks he’s some kind of god, when he’s just a jester.

Had several coyotes trotting around in my yard because of some flooding the other day. You know what works at getting them to skedaddle? Clapping my hands and shouting, “Hit the bricks, Wile E. and take your buddies with you!”

when someone brings up the “guns are necessary for protection” argument:

Trump is a sociopath, not a psychopath. A psychopath knows how to pretend to act human, while a sociopath does not. He’s clearly shown the world many many times that he does not know how to behave or act human.

But the real threat to our children is Tide pods, kinder eggs, lawn darts, video games, satanism, phones, other things they blame that I don’t know about etc...

Keep fucking that chicken, bro.

Self-update: *megalolz*, I just found the best bit of spin! This guy (commenter at The Hill) has apparently gone through all the 5 stages of Trump-Related Grief. He’s already at the final stage, “big deal”:

So because Hillary was a bad candidate, Russian interference in our elections is fine and should be allowed to continue?

538 makes note of how fast this has been moving....

Your “Both sides are bad” argument doesn’t hide your whataboutism.

The Russian thing is actually really funny, and no matter what the outcome, it ends really bad for Trump. If they do find Russia and Trump worked together to rig the election, he’s done for, he ends up getting kicked out, etc.

Today’s Code 45* delivers some insight into two of the biggest stories today – the Mueller investigation, and the school shooting in Parkland. They are both presented in such a straightforward manner that you don’t need the highly-trained C45* operators to put it together for you, but that’s never stopped us before!

“Russia started their anti-US campaign in 2014, long before I announced that I would run for President. The results of the election were not impacted. The Trump campaign did nothing wrong - no collusion!”

Never forget.

Morning at the White House:

“Only a complete moron would need a year to plan collusion. I’m like a very smart and stable person and could do it without even thinking!”

The beauty of that Tweet is that he can no longer pretend that the Mueller investigation is a hoax. This 4 Dimensional Space Chess he’s playing is dizzying.

“Since I’m going to Florida anyways, might as well stop by Mar a Lago for some golf, right?”