Report to the authorities so they can do what....seriously Donald?! SO THEY CAN DO WHAT?! Because anything they COULD HAVE DONE, wouldn’t have stopped this guy from getting a fucking gun.

Today’s Code 45* reproduces verbatim the words that sprang immediately to mind in response to Hateful Garfield’s professed “opposition” to domestic violence and how obvious his deep caring about the issue should be to any and all:

Speaking of wasteful decisions, that military parade’s gonna cost $30 million.

Today’s WH press briefing was cancelled, ‘because of the Florida shooting’

Another school shooting and we all know the drill

“AND NOW......COMING TO THE STAGE.....PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FORRRRR......BRISTOLLLLLLL!!!!”

As is his wont of late, La Loca Pesadilla uses his brief Code 45* to comment on how we might find a way to wake up from this ongoing nightmare. He knows his opposite-of-winning record looks bad on him, and his well-documented vanity can’t handle it. He needs a scapegoat.

I’m still hoping Inanimate Carbon Rod runs in 2020.

Small glasses of water also make him veeeery nervous.

Today’s Code 45* reveals that the Queso de Naranja Peluda knows exactly what he is doing to the nation, and he knows why. There was a notable Tweet today, not included in the Barf Bag, that introduced the word “tragedy” into today’s hidden message. “Hmmm...that doesn’t seem fitting to our times”, said absolutely no…

No. He has to be charged and impeached. If he’s voted out, he still wins. His name will go down in history as president, and his stupid family will ride the “Trump” name for as long as they breed. He has to be removed from office via an impeachment so history remembers him as “Disgraced Former President Trump”. His…

He got off lucky considering his gene pool.

I am again reflecting on what it would be like to live in a country where the electorate choose the president rather than the electoral college.

• Donald Trump, Jr.’s wife Vanessa was hospitalized on Monday after opening an envelope containing white powder. The powder was later determined to be benign. [HuffPost]

Trump’s budget proposal for 2019 adds $7 trillion to the deficit and eliminates the Corporation for Public Broadcasting,

“There were good people on both sides of the abuse.”

Once the White House is compliant with the AGCA,* I think we’ll see him make that trip more often.

I did a triple axle a few minutes ago while toasting Totino’s pizza rolls. Where’s my medal?