Whoah.

What was he saying about Due Process?

What I particularly like about his “due process” comment is that people accused in the justice system... get due process. So he must be referring to people being fired by private organizations for reasons he finds frivolous. From this guy, who literally made his name firing people for bullshit reasons.

Axios reports that Porter claims that White House officials told him to “stay and fight.”

“Guy Who Screamed ‘Fake News’ Sets Up Own Fake News Site.” Gods help us, that should be the headline. I mean, Laura Trump (wife of I’M ERIC) still (maybe? I can’t be arsed) hosts a fake news “show” on Facebook. We truly are in the darkest timeline.

How can anyone be surprised about any of this? Just a few short months ago, the White House, President and Republican Party were openly campaigning for an alleged pedophile.

How did this guy become chairman of the House Intelligence Committee?

“Some are true and some are false.

What are the chances that Trump could define “due process” and tell you what its textual basis is? Is there a percentage less than 0%?

I’m eagerly waiting for his post where he tells us how to make pruno in the toilet in his cell.

Putting the spotlight on one’s self and politicizing a sporting event is just beyond the pale, don’tcha know.

That Pence shit, thought... why fucking go? Is his official job to go to sporting events and get pissed off?

BREAKING NEWS: Mike Pence still a massive dickhole.

Speaking of puppets

• Unlike the seven presidents who came before him, Donald Trump does not read the President’s Daily Brief, a critical document that lays out the most “pressing information collected by U.S. intelligence agencies from hot spots around the world,” according to the Washington Post. [Washington Post]
  

To be honest I’m still surprised Trump can even read.

Military parade? The last time Trump had a parade it was so unbelievably good

Neither is League of Legends, yet this is the world we live in.

Weed helps.