The Code 45* team observes very little substance, but a whole lotta name dropping in today’s Tweets. El Tejón Naranja Loco really tagged the shit out of this “God” person (who apparently threw some fancy breakfast thing, and of whom 45* obviously thinks quite highly), but also Henry “What, He’s Not Dead?” Kissinger,…

Does the president usually lead a prayer at these breakfasts? I’d really like to hear that.

“Lord, thank you for this food...it’s great food, incredible food...and I tell you Lord, I know good food, I serve only best, best food at my hotels and golf courses...”

“Will be heading over shortly to make remarks at The National Prayer Breakfast in Washington. Great religious and political leaders, and many friends, including T.V. producer Mark Burnett of our wonderful 14 season Apprentice triumph, will be there. Looking forward to seeing all!”

“...an exceptionally small number of them were actually successfully penetrated.”

The synergy of song, wind, and weave is just... *chef’s kisses*

Today’s Code 45* contemplates the effect on a stunned nation of El Calabaza Loca’s laser-like focus on trumpeting anything that can be spun into good economic news.

Have y’all seen this recent catastrophe?

Honestly, I feel like Bannon has some good stories. Like, they’re all kinda raunchy and definitely 50% fictional, but I can definitely imagine him saying something like “so at this point, I woke up wearing only someone else’s socks” right as this picture was taken.

Best tweet all day.

Side note: is it just me or are the numbers for starred likes not showing up for anyone else? The pages also seem to load slowly as well.

You don’t need to be technically brilliant to write excellent pop songs. You just need to have a good ear, know three chords, and how to turn a phrase. Everyone in the Beatles was really good at all those things.

What were your first impressions of the Beatles?

Please, fellow progressives, I’m begging you: Ignore this. Just ignore it. That is the one thing Trump doesn’t want here.

Citizenship, a bump stock, and an 8 ball. You know, as a welcome gift.

Trump combines being completely unqualified, immoral and fucking stupid in a way I honestly believe no world leader in history has come close to.

According to Politico, the cabinet’s response to the growing opioid crisis “has been to call for a border wall and to promise a ‘just say no’ campaign.”

The Code 45* team notes that this fuckwit actually believes he can just make up dictionary definitions so words mean whatever he decides they mean. OK, I’ll see your sad little text box, and raise you an actual photo of a totally real and authoritative dictionary:

“If we have to shut it down because the Democrats don’t want safety,” Trump told reporters, “let’s shut it down.”

oh yeah cause “just say no” worked so well last time