its a thing he does:

Whoever it was at the Washington Times that farted that paragraph out should honestly walk into heavy traffic. What the actual shitfuck.

It was like 3 or 4 whole pages, you can’t expect him to read it. I’m assuming someone had to act it out with puppets and activity pages for him.

2 Corinthians walk into a bar...

I say we call him on it. You want a “sacred investigation”? OK, you got it, shitweasel. Let’s apply this shit to your fucking memo:

damn you zulu!!!

“Sacred Investigative Process”??!!! WTF does that even mean? I know that him accusing others of politicizing investigations means “I/my surrogates just finished doing this,” but seriously, SACRED? Are investigative processes discussed in “2 Corinthians” or something?

Hahah! Called it! Stock market took a bit hit today because of Trump and he didn’t say a word about it but bragged about 200k new jobs (which he’s not responsible for). What a loser.

On the subject of looking like others, Rand Paul showed up on The View today and he seems to have adopted the Trump Look in makeup (orange skin, appliance white concealer). I didn’t alter this - it’s straight off the tv, and I took a frame with his hands visible so it would show the contrast (only his ears match his…

(I read it all, the memo was bupkis.)

Trump is incapable of reading anything that doesn’t have his name in it.

Wow, there’s even less Code45*-able material in today’s Barf Bag than there is damning revelation in the Nunes memo - and that, my friends, is saying a lot. There is something else very special in his Tweets today, however, that we’ll take a peek at first.

“Surpass Il Duce on the right wing side...”

“With3.5 million Americans receiving bonuses or other benefits from their employers as a result of TAX CUTS, 2018 is off to great start!”

Donnie is getting spanked so hard with the Washington Times tonight...

The picture of Trump in The Washington Times looks familiar......oh yeah, now I remember!

Wasn’t it great to see that the House isn’t entirely obsessed by a woman who isn’t in the WH and thereby isn’t playing into the insanity of a Dotard. /s

In honor of the Devin Nudnik memo, my family is having nothingburgers for dinner!

It might not surprise you that Trump was convinced he should release the memo before he had even read it.