The Whataboutism is strong with this one.

Taking words and making sentences out of them doesn’t mean they magically become facts.

Saw the image before reading who it was and thought it was Devin Nunes. But anyone who supports the Asshat-In-Chief deserves the same ridicule.

GOP? Facts? Do we live in the same country because those two things do not ever go together.

Your Russian -> English bot seems to be broken.

A few applicable Venn diagrams:

Bears repeating...

Five for five. Though that first clue to me wasn’t phrased the best way. I got that it led to “Option” or specifically “Quarterback option” but still, its wording is a bit weird to me. Wish they had this category on the episode I was on. I came in second, for the record, but barely. My episode had ZERO pop culture…

Ahem:

Oh yeah. We’ve now forgotten that the President of the United States invited three prominent Russian spies to the White House, and leaked classified ally intel to a Russian official. But nope, the FBI is biased against Trump because they called him names.

Well, there’s this

Ryan looks like he borrowed the shirt of a more athletic man for his appearance on TV.

Ryan even looks like that dud.

I remember when, instead of chyrons, they had guys run out on the field and hold signs with the latest stats in front of the quarterback. And instead of out of town score graphics on the bottom of the screen, they had donkeys with the scores painted on them run along the sidelines.

You said “Super Bowl” a lot in this article. Are you allowed to do that or are NFL lawyers on their way right now? (I freakin’ hate hearing “The Big Game!” if you can’t tell).

Oh, this is all sad and heartbreaking, but if I die next to my silicon doll suddenly I am a loser and a freak.

Forgive me if I can’t find the line of white guys in maga hats waiting to pick fruit.

Jack-booted thugs going door to door, demands of complete obedience in law enforcement agencies, and a federal legislative body set to release a completely fabricated propaganda memo that will absolve a “completely innocent Dear Leader” tomorrow.