Maybe these asshats were never funny to begin with?

Or maybe you can’t get work because you aren’t that talented.

He’s the fucking President and he has time to engage in petty name calling?

“I hear that stripper is one bad mother –”

Be... sure.... to... drink... your... Ovaltine!

What amazes me, as a non-weed-smoker, is how ingrained the “weed is bad!” mindset is in most normal people.

I think Sessions knows better but he just wants to create policy that destroys others’ lives because he likes destroying people’s lives.

Remember the scene in Back To The Future, when Biff’s gang throws Marty in the back of the bands trunk?

I always told my parents i was going out with Mary jane in high school. They thought it wasn’t fair to my then current girlfriend. I told them that she was good friends with Mary Jane too.

We are fucked

“The only thing I know is that I know nothing” -Socrates

Man, what a complete asshat. Trump sucks too.

This is the hell that America deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

Yup...it’s all you buddy. Those policies you implemented in 2009-11 seem to really have helped a lot.

I find it hard to believe, mostly because they didn’t really give a fuck about sexual harassment in 1993 enough to cancel an entire show over it.

Buddy, read a fucking room.

Today’s Code 45* isn’t exactly breaking news. It’s really just a confirmation that El Pez Globo Naranja isn’t at the World Economic Forum because he cares about - or even has any fucking clue about - the “world.” Nor is he there because he has even a vague interest in, let alone any intellectual understanding of,…

I live in the 7th Congressional District in PA, which is Meehan’s district. I’m very glad he is not running for re-election because he’s a piece of shit even aside from the harassment, which is ridiculously terrible. Sadly I must report, that it is EXTREMELY doubtful a Democrat will win that seat. Not unless they can…