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Yup, even Nixon was smart enough to try and sound innocent when he said “I welcome this examination.” Of course he sorta went off the rails with the rest of the sentence, that part about “People have gotta to know if their president is a crook.......”

Trump really is like a stupid version of Nixon.

And omiGOD you just know there are reverse vampires in there somewhere

Where do I apply for my ability to turn men to stone with direct eye-contact to go with my head full of snakes?

Yes. It is EXACTLY like Watergate.

Trump lying; claiming credit for things he shouldn’t; and just making shit up is what got him elected; so why stop now? There are zero consequences to what he does.

The “50,000" texts refer to the number of texts ON THE ENTIRE FBI SERVER, not between two FBI agents you dipshit! (Trump, not you Joanna ;-0)

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Bullshit is right.  Toys R Us is about to terminate about 45,000 employees from nearly 200 store closures. The rest of the year promises hundreds of thousands more retail job losses, as Macys, Bloomingdales, Target, Sears&KMart, Kohls, Sam’s Club and more have announced hundreds of store closures. (And is there

Not that I would dare do it1, but if someone were to apply the Code 45* algorithm and procedures to Joanna’s writing above, one would get: “Look....shit not great. Happy?” Which, when you think about it, pretty accurately captures the essence and spirit of our beloved Barf Bag.

“remendous investment by companies from all over the world being made in America. There has never been anything like it. Now Disney, J.P. Morgan Chase and many others. Massive Regulation Reduction and Tax Cuts are making us a powerhouse again. Long way to go! Jobs, Jobs, Jobs!”

We don’t use proper names in Code 45* analysis (in this case, Samsung) because they offer no insight into 45*’s psyche. Nor do we pay any attention to the inane “Jobs!” when it appears. Like it’s illegitimate half-brother “AGAIN!”, it has become like “awesome” or “absolutely” in common parlance: ubiquitous to the

22 year old’s tend to dig deep, deep holes and just keep on digging. Couple that with the social media endorphin rush, always on always connected nature of our WiFi world and a company that could have handled it slightly better (not that they should have) and this is what we end up with. I can see this from both

I’d seriously love one of those t-shirts. Think I should get in touch with White Moose to see if they’d send me one in exchange for mention on my Instagram?

I’d like to see that metrics for social media “influencers” like this nudnik that actually have a quantifiable effect on what they’re promoting. She could have said that “I promoted business X and within the next month they saw an increase in revenue of Y dollars”

Or at least start digging up.

Not gonna lie. I love that “Freebies” t-shirt.