in my experience, the people who take offense to being called “white people” are the same white-ass people who ask why Black folk get to say the n-word while they cant (yet...still do)

“Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?” Trump responded, referring to Haiti and the African countries. He suggested, in an obvious reminder of his racism, that the United States should attract people from Norway, instead

Today’s Code 45* finds El Lagartija Gordo’s subconscious screaming, once again, at its execrable fleshy container. It can barely contain its disgust at the absolute fucking mess that 45* is making of every fucking thing he touches. One need only take a quick scan through today’s Barf Bag (“all these people from…

“He suggested, in an obvious reminder of his racism, that the United States should attract people from Norway, instead.”

“45 year low in illegal immigration this year.” @foxandfriends

Joke’s on him (and all of us). The US is a shithole country to the rest of the world now.

Maybe it is newsworthy because he does it all the frickin’ time, along with his daily lies and self-aggrandisement. It’s newsworthy because it is further proof that the guy is a complete idiot and should be removed from office.

One of the great thinkers of our time, this one.

Don Junior is in no way worth sixteen Secret Service agents. He’s worth a 16 year old with a paintball gun.

motherfucker who do you think holds the majority in both houses of Congress and the motherfucking White House...?????????

If Trump insists on calling it a witch hunt, can we burn him at the stake when he’s inevitably found guilty?

It’s going to be WAY more fucking useful than a communications degree, I can tell you that!

In today’s Code 45*, El Jefe Calabaza Anaranjada dabbles in a little exposition of his psyche. He very simply tells us how he would be characterized according to a Heckhausenian/Schulzian life-span theory typology:

In other barfy news, part the first: look who’s exempt from dolt 45's ‘drill all the coastlines’ fuckery

Jesus fucking christ...I must be a stupid libtard snowflake, because I’m triggered by that picture. I have a visceral reaction to seeing his stupid pursed lips and squinty eyes and the thing he does with his hand for emphasis makes it even worse. I may hate him more than anyone else I don’t know personally.

Here is my image of another Nazi gasbag going down in flames.

Trump then said he would sign literally whatever passes Congress: “If they come to me with things I’m not in love with, I’m going to do it,” he said.

Between Steve Bannon getting shitcanned from Breitbart and Trump purportedly softening his stance on DACA, the Deplorables in the Breitbart comments section have been furious today, with much gnashing of teeth and rending of MAGA hats.

There was only one Code 45*-eligible word tweeted out today. It’s not exactly profound, but it answers a couple of questions, such as: “Which states are the ones you will fuck over every chance you get?” and “How is most of the world feeling virtually every goddamned minute of every miserable goddamned day since you…