I have to say it:

Special Counsel Robert Mueller is likely to try and interview Trump, a nightmare scenario for the president’s legal team considering his tendency to lie and forget basic English language vocabulary.

Holy shit! As someone already said in this Twitter thread, if only he and his colleagues had been this acute during the election — we might not currently be having our planet ruined by Cheeto Hitler and his SS.

Memorialized in meme form:

It all hinges on whether Gary Busey’s paternity test comes back positive or not.

He’s not trying to convince anyone of anything. He’s trying to show Daddy Donald that he’s the most loyal henchman and deserves a fancy escort.

After that.....this happened.

I can just picture Trump in the Oval office, plopped down on the floor among all his scattered effects for arts ‘n crafts time to make these awards. He’s going to make such good macaroni picture awards for the fake news media, they’ll just love him for it.

Fake news awards announcement was fake news. Mind. Blown.

A more erudite, articulate stable genius:

Wow. Can’t believe I’ll get to see the world’s first Presidential Butthurt Awards.

imax could learn a thing or two from a world-class projector like that...

Yes, I’m sure this is just an unfortunate coincidence. /s

“The on-going investigation does not lead us to believe that the fire is in any way related to Roy Moore or allegations made against him,”

I like bubbles. Bubbles are pretty.

Thank you for reading; I always feel more mice elf after I get my Code 45* therapy.

The GOP didn’t believe the jobs report before, so those don’t count.

The arched eyebrows make it look like she’s concentrating really hard on standing up straight.

Seriously, is this a piece for The Onion? Lol.

(credit to @KrangTNelson)