You just know there had to be backup for the juiciest stuff given the degree to which Wolff/Holt would be sticking their necks legally out otherwise.

And sadly, this isn’t why they are kneeling. Not that facts matter I guess.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Ironic how the only thing that’s not open to Trump drilling is Melania.

Yes, yes...there’s nothing as “beautiful” as (presumably) a widow and her now-fatherless baby in a cemetery.

+ pay a poll tax. Requiring ID that you have to pay for (ether by buying an ID, taken off work on the one day a month that you can get a free voting card ID, paying for transpiration to the location ect.) is a poll tax. The ACLU and SPLC should attack these voter ID laws for what they are. A Poll tax. You should not…

And this little tidbit, just this one thing lets me know more about him than all other things. The man hates animals. Anyone who hates animals is a fucking piece of shit.

I immediately thought of The Boys From Brazil (old Nazis still plotting their comeback and fighting amongst themselves)

Marzipan says “I loooove you” Henri frantically blinks “Help me” in morse code...

It’s been a day of fails for Trump and the alt-right. Buried under this mess is the fact that Trump dissolved his voter fraud commission “despite substantial evidence of voter fraud” lololololol.

We go live to the Trump-Bannon fight in progress

They each think they’re the top but they’re both actually humping pillows.

How I picture this fight in my head :

I for one can’t wait for the Muller Awards to be announced, categories include Most Treasonous Public Official, Most Lies, Most Incompetent in their given role, Best Money Launderer and others. I really think Trump could sweep the awards.

I was disappointed, because I had high hopes for sushi served with a fun crossword or Sudoku puzzle. I’m there for THAT version of crossushi. The croissant version? Hard, disappointed pass.

Seeing as we’re all going to die very soon, I’d like to confess that I do watch the Big Bang Theory from time to time.

Tan suit. Don’t forget that.

Whatever he just found out Mueller has must be amazing. He does have a pattern of creating tweet freakouts when stuff he wants to be unnoticed is about to drop. The more he wants us to LOOK OVER THERE the more outlandish and lurid his tweet spasms get.