I too cannot wait for Mikey to “cooperate”.

THANK YOU for putting this song in my head this morning:

Sing until you can’t sing no more!

Is it ... is it wrong to wish bedbugs on people? A really bad and persistent case, the kind where you have to store all your clothes in Ziplocks and put the Chesterfield out by the curb & spray it down with flaming WD40?

Yep. Word on the street is Mueller offered him the following choice: sing on those higher up, or I’ll put your dipshit son away for 20+ years. Keep in mind that pretty much the only people higher up than Flynn are the VP and Donny Two Scoops.

Can’t they just use the plan Springfield used to get rid of Bolivian tree lizards?

SING MIKEY SING!!!! I will personally drive a bus to DC for you to throw people under! Name all the names! DOOO ITTT.

Have they tried calling the British Army to have them set fire to it again?

And of course, there was this:

Speaking of rats in the White House, Michael Flynn just pleaded guilty to one count of knowingly and willfully lying to the FBI.

What’s the over/under on how many toilet seats Trump will break during his occupancy in the WH?

The selection of tweets in today’s Barf Bag includes quite a few from yesterday and only two from today (not that I’m complaining; it’s getting hard to keep up these days!). But in accordance with the official Code 45* rule book, because we use only the freshest ingredients to (half) bake our products, we will be…

This is part of why Sanders is worse than Spicer. They are both despicable liars, but Spicer at least had that frisson of self loathing and resentment that made him bearable. Sanders is smug and chipper even as she gleefully condones blood libel against Muslims. She doesn’t feel/express a trace of shame and…

I don’t know how I can take 3 more years of this. I am so tired. I am weary in my bones.

“They’re socialists who want to change our way of life. Putting man above God and the government is our god. They are the Washington establishment. They want to keep everything the same so they don’t lose their position, power, and prestige.”

he rapidly approaching ‘James Brown on CNN on PCP’ incoherence...

No fewer than eight words were eligible for consideration in discerning today’s Code 45* message! Let’s get to it.

For the record:

• Here’s a super coherent speech on tax reform from our president. [Twitter]