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But that is the entertainment factor, right there. As Trump says and does ever more batshit stuff, our Sarah stands up there fumbling along, telling us all how we got it all wrong and he’s the Prezdent and we need to get in line and why are you people like that all mean and c’mon you guys?

‘I think the real issue is why they broke that statue...”

I want to say I’m surprised. It’d be a lie, though.

Ah, I remember a time when the President of the United States wasn’t afraid to stand up in front of the American people and say, with complete conviction, “Yes, Nazis are evil.”

The “Chuck and Nancy” tweet was prior to their meeting! Holy fucking mother of fuck, people (as my dear aunt used to say). Why does he even bother pretending? He’s fucking bulletproof. Just fucking go for it, man - quit pussyfooting around! Nobody is willing to stop you. It’s fucking over. (I don’t mean it,

Side note: what about this bullshit of putting their names in quotes? He generally does this for wiggle room like when he claimed (100% false) he had his “wires tapped”. I get he’s doing the musty, late-80’s Alpha-Dick move of calling them by their first names instead of Senators Schumer and Pelosi, like any

“Meeting with “Chuck and Nancy” today about keeping government open and working. Problem is they want illegal immigrants flooding into our Country unchecked, are weak on Crime and want to substantially RAISE Taxes. I don’t see a deal!”

Following the “Melania is desperately unhappy” news of the last few days, the Code 45* team got to wondering: “just what does it take to keep a human operating at the level of obedient-automatism displayed by the entity currently referred to as FLOTUS?” Other than the very infrequent batting-away of 45*’s stubby

I, for one, am impressed by and almost pleased by the restraint shown by Trump. Here is a man who has a long-documented antipathy towards Native Americans. And at no point, did he refer to them as “Injun” nor did he ask them to smoke a peace pipe or make war whoop sounds.

Eric Trump, pretty much living up to his SNL image as a dullard.

For example, in October, reports indicated that the administration only discovered that Chief of Staff John Kelly’s personal cellular device had been breached for months after he brought it to tech support, complaining of malfunctions.

When he was writing that up do you think he was blustering with excitement. Like- guys guys did you see what I wrote!? Hilarious burn. That’ll be yuge won’t it? My giant hands did that!

, some mathematical,

“We should have a contest as to which of the Networks, plus CNN and not including Fox, is the most dishonest, corrupt and/or distorted…”

OK, so the Code 45* has been dormant since last Tuesday, given that last Wednesday apparently was All Gobbler’s Eve or the first day of the pagan festival of the Gluttonic Equinox or whatever the fuck it is you people are celebrating down there in America. What’s important is that there has been no Barf Bag for the

I also lol at his need to clarify who “ Your Favorite President” is with the idiotic inclusion of (me) at the end. It’s like even he can’t believe his own line of bullshit.

“The good news is that their ratings are terrible, nobody cares!”

Pocahontas wasn’t Navajo. She wasn’t Cherokee, either. Warren wasn’t present. It would have been the easiest thing in the world not to mention either woman, but apparently that’s beyond Trump.