Dementia setting in.

He has no idea what reality is. I would continue, but its pointless.

Not a gif, but I’m feeling the need for a cleansing fire.

And because everything can’t be terrible all the time.

I mean, he might as well. Denying reality has been working pretty well for him so far. I’m sure he can convince his 35% of Americans that he never said it and it never happened and the video evidence is faked by the same people who did the moon landing.

Deadspin called to say that I was PROBABLY gonna be ungreyed, but I would have to agree to stop half-assing my comments. I said probably is no good, and took a pass. Thanks anyway!

Holy shit, Trump’s face if Kaepernick got the cover...

And a wall between us and Mexico has zero effect on Egyptian security.

As others on Twitter have noted, Trump is a master at the “You didn’t break up with me; I broke up with you first!” move.

“Hey guys! Not only did I find us some women, they’re really interested in talking about data encryption!”

Trump will get back to you on that. He needs Fox and Friends to tell him what race the service members are first.

Zeus save us all.

Rest in peace

The center is hollow and filled with nougaty goodness. Mmmm. Nougat.

Lacking any usable wort from which to distill even a wee dram of Code 45* to slake our thirst for secret messages today, the regular C45* will not be appearing. However, we heard on Twitter today that our cranky pal 45* (aka Orange-is-the-New-Fifth-Columnist) spent most of his day preparing for and engaging in another…

he reminds me of someone...

“Women are very special. I think it’s a very special time because a lot of things are coming out, and I think that’s good for our society, and I think it’s very, very good for women. And I’m very happy a lot of these things are coming out, and I’m very happy it’s being exposed.”