GQ went to Bowling Green and didn’t even stop to pay tribute to the victims of the Bowling Green Massacre! Fucking liberal media.

Meanwhile Marshawn Lynch is somewhere not giving a f*ck what Donald Trump thinks about him.

Being Canadian, the Code 45* team is sometimes confused by the nuances of your American political system. However, we are aware of the rather mysterious practice known as “midterm elections”, and we know the next of them will go down in November 2018. We are also aware that this will involve contests for all the seats…

“I should leave American citizens in jail in another country if they aren’t gonna thank me to my liking.”

C’mon Donnie, it’s only some dumb kids shoplifting some (probably) counterfeit sunglasses. It’s not like they started a phony “university” that scammed thousands of people out of millions of dollars! Now THAT would be some scandalous shit.

“If Democrats were not such obstructionists and understood the power of lower taxes, we would be able to get many of their ideas into Bill!”

I don’t work in law enforcement, but I do watch a lot of people play LEOs on TV...so I don’t understand how they can pretend they weren’t threatening/shaming her on FB rather than trying to find her when they could probably look up the car’s owner through the DMV. They didn’t want to talk to her, they wanted to send a…

“The objective of the post was to find the owner/driver of the truck and have a conversation with them in order to prevent a potential altercation between the truck driver and those offended by the message,” the office said.

Today’s Code 45* turns out to be a continuation of yesterday’s psychic meanderings of an increasingly tortured mind, as it mulls its host’s rapidly disintegrating world. You might recall that the question being pondered yesterday was “what does his inner voice tell him he deserves?” and that the answer was “Jail.”…

HAVE A GREAT LIFE! Be careful, there are many pitfalls on the long and winding road of life!

““To the three UCLA basketball players I say: You’re welcome, go out and give a big Thank You to President Xi Jinping of China who made.........your release possible and, HAVE A GREAT LIFE! Be careful, there are many pitfalls on the long and winding road of life!”

“similar sentiment was expressed by the White House. “The president believes that these allegations are very troubling and should be taken seriously,” Sarah Sanders said in Thursday’s briefing, adding that Donald Trump, “thinks that the people of Alabama should make the dec”

So, was it Paris or Nice?

The elephants have a message for the Trump Administration:

He literally does not understand the basic fundamentals of economics and capitalism. A trade deficit is not inherently bad.

“It is actually hard to believe how naive (or dumb) the Failing @nytimes is when it comes to foreign policy...weak and ineffective!”

“Like, somehow there’s a code to be cracked.”

“They should realize that these relationships are a good thing, not a bad thing. The U.S. is being respected again. Watch Trade!”

Going with only the selected tweets above, today’s Code 45* would be rather pedestrian. Something about malevolent Baby Huey being too fucking stupid to trade in a used car, let alone broker a global economic deal, blah, blah, blah. But there’s way more going on in Trump’s Twitter world today that didn’t make it into…