It’s so hard to imagine people pledging to die for this man.
I used to refer to polyamorous couples in my youth as “people who have read a few too many Robert Heinlein novels,” but yours is better! Brava!
What are the odds that Trump doesn’t realize 46% is less than half?
Today’s Code 45* reveals the wistful musings of the coppery boy-king as he ponders returning to both the drudgery of work and to the sight and sounds of all the many, many people who really, really fucking hate him. It all seems so unbearable and nasty after being so richly cocooned in the bestest, funnest trip ever.…
THE FAKE MEDIA SAYS 70% OF AMERCIANS THINK I’M DOING A SHITTY JOB BUT IT’S MORE LIKE 55%! #WINNING
This is what we call “Bama bangs” aka “the SEC swoop” aka the hair of every Southern frat bro known to existence. I also expect in his non-lawyering time he wears a pastel polo, some iteration of chino shorts, boat shoes and has his sunglasses on croakies. Extra points if his belt is braided leather or web with his…
“Alexa, how do I judge stuff?...”
“Okay, welcome to waiter school. I see you put on your application that you have a desire to ‘put food on the table.’ That’s an excellent start, but have you ever considered putting drinks on the table? I don’t mean to blow your mind, but not everyone gets that on day one, so we’ll take it slow”
My lawyer friends tell me that it’s really rare to get a “not qualified” distinction, let alone a unanimous one. This dude must be an absolutely garbage lawyer.
I dunno, but between this jamoke and Stephen Miller, I feel great about how I look at 37. Not to mention the fact that I feel great about myself because I’m not a horrible person.
Think anyone’s getting great grand-pappy’s gray uniform out of the mothballs yet?
One of the few things that’s keeping me going these days is finding out who’ll be indicted first: Don Jr. or Jared Kushner.
These two new Trump “advisors” look a little fishy to me....
The tourist: