This is what we call “Bama bangs” aka “the SEC swoop” aka the hair of every Southern frat bro known to existence. I also expect in his non-lawyering time he wears a pastel polo, some iteration of chino shorts, boat shoes and has his sunglasses on croakies. Extra points if his belt is braided leather or web with his…
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“Alexa, how do I judge stuff?...”
“Okay, welcome to waiter school. I see you put on your application that you have a desire to ‘put food on the table.’ That’s an excellent start, but have you ever considered putting drinks on the table? I don’t mean to blow your mind, but not everyone gets that on day one, so we’ll take it slow”
My lawyer friends tell me that it’s really rare to get a “not qualified” distinction, let alone a unanimous one. This dude must be an absolutely garbage lawyer.
I dunno, but between this jamoke and Stephen Miller, I feel great about how I look at 37. Not to mention the fact that I feel great about myself because I’m not a horrible person.
Think anyone’s getting great grand-pappy’s gray uniform out of the mothballs yet?
One of the few things that’s keeping me going these days is finding out who’ll be indicted first: Don Jr. or Jared Kushner.
Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend
I know. I just like forgetting I’m getting fleeced.
These two new Trump “advisors” look a little fishy to me....
Donald Trump Denies...
The tourist:
“He says he didn’t meddle. I asked him again. You can only ask so many times,” Trump told reporters aboard Air Force One on the trip to Hanoi, Vietnam. “Every time he sees me, he said: ‘I didn’t do that.’ And I believe, I really believe that when he tells me that he means it.”
Two Corinthians walk into a bar...
If you pronounce his name correctly and outloud, you will be struck by lightening and killed!!!!
Not much for the Code 45* gang to do today! Someone has obviously wrested the phone from the two small bunches of finger bananas located at the end of 45*’s arms. All of the Goblin-in-Chief’s Tweets today resembled messages that might have been issued by someone other than a colicky baby or a sulky teenager! And only…
I read that this morning and was sickened. I thought the very end pretty much summed up what his base cares about. Cause as they themselves stated in the interviews, it sure isn’t policy.