He’s one of the youngest people in the photo and he looks like he’s old enough to remember that time him and Trump snorted lines off of Jerry Hall’s jazz at 54 back in ‘78.

I just knew he would bring up his “electoral college” win given the drubbing that republicans received yesterday in Virginia, New Jersey and Maine. What a weakling.

Today’s Code 45* tells us a happy story of how the bloated orange sack of protoplasm wakes up each and every morning fearing that this might be the day that Mueller and his team send the walls crashing down around him. The clue is in his repeated use of the words “job” and “jobs” in so many of his Tweets. It means far…

“Oh, golly geez. So sorry to intrude there, eh. How about I leave this fresh bottle of maple syrup here to apologize. Again, so sorry there, eh.”

Put it this way- Boucher broke half a dozen ribs on a sitting US Senator and had bail set at a lower amount ($7500) than most people would probably get for public intoxication.

Who the hell needs more of these egg-heads running around making trouble with all their pesky “facts” and such? “Science” is just libtard code for socialist ideology that makes me feel bad for doing fun, American things like raping the environment. (Like she wasn’t asking for it.) Once the coal mines are open again,…

“My visit to Japan and friendship with PM Abe will yield many benefits, for our great Country. Massive military & energy orders happening+++!”

So it’s not just doubleplus good but tripleplus good?

Yeah, she needs to be dignified when talking to the President.

Hillary is the one with business ties to Putin gas conglomerates. This all happened years ago, has nothing to do with my administration! Don’t even know Wilbur Ross maybe met him once, has barely any role in my administration! Very junior guy!

If it’s any consolation, arrows and musket balls are also ineffective as an ICBM shield.

Well then, you’re a racist idiot, full stop.

And golf trophies, don’t forget the dedicated golf trophies.

Don’t eat Papa John’s. He’s still a racist, but he just wants to be less overt about it. It’s not for nothing that Nazi numbnuts chose his pizza

“Pearl Harbor? I prefer sailors that don’t go down with their ship. Those men on the Arizona you say? Low energy!”

As you may know, we experienced a bit of a meltdown yesterday at Code 45* HQ. But we know that right now the readers want to see us get to the bottom of a long, twisted pipeline filled with shit. (No, not 45*’s intestines. Gross. We’re talking about his Twitter feed, although the two are virtually indistinguishable, I…

I always wondered where they must have kept the pharaoh’s vast noodle collection.