Snickers and seizures for everybody!

“JFK Files are being carefully released. In the end there will be great transparency. It is my hope to get just about everything to public!”

No, see, Trump said everyone agrees there was no collusion between him/his campaign and the Russians. So you’re, like, totally wrong there.

CNN is reporting that Mueller has filed charges today on someone(s).

Shared this on the AV Club but I’m gonna share it here too. A 1992 letter to The New Yorker Magazine where Donald Trump is not pretending to be one of his former employees.

Remember when someone with dignity, grace, style, and genuine affection for the next generation occupied the office?

Very good. The President of the United States of America should definitely be informing six year old girls that he doesn’t want them to be fat.

i’ll translate his intent:

Also just came out that hard right Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R- Orange County,CA) flew to Russia to meet with Ms. Veselnitskaya in April 2016, six weeks before her meeting at Trump Tower. They are all going down.

C’mon, lay off - this is just unfair. Who among us doesn’t see an innocent child and think “is there any reason I shouldn’t insult their moms and dads, and then introduce them to body shaming in the same breath? Nope, not that I can think of.”

Yeah! It’s just so surreal to not see a big glass bowl of car-keys somewhere in those pics is all.

“It is now commonly agreed, after many months of COSTLY looking, that there was NO collusion between Russia and Trump. Was collusion with HC!”

I guess swingers had to fly too. Who knew?

Yeah, if I happened to find myself flying with - say - STING, I think I would be OK with him pulling out his guitar and serenading me with “Fields of Barley” and the rest of his hits for a couple hours:)

Only one acceptable pop up concert on a plane.

I know a guy who works for the best, classiest furnishings supplier, and he informs me that these are at the top of the list to receive presidential approval for White House furnishings.

Tons of grist to feed into the Code 45* mill today, folks! Shit.