Once again I had to go to the raw source material to get the full complement of words for the Code 45*. I really don’t like visiting 45*’s Twitter cesspool, but the Barf Bag was a bit stingy with the Tweets again. You’re welcome.

Say who disrespected a Gold Star family, Kelly. SAY IT.

Workers of firm involved with the discredited and Fake Dossier take the 5th. Who paid for it, Russia, the FBI or the Dems (or all)?

Just the ones who were such a shitty father that their kids wrote them out of their death benefits.

Today’s Code 45* shows that the fuligo septica (aka dog vomit slime mold – no, you shut up. You can look it up.) currently propagating in the moist dark areas of the West Wing just can’t seem to stay off the God wagon lately; he’s flogging the Lord like a goddamn rented mule these days. Now, we all know that’s…

The White House’s defense is literally “the check is in the mail.”

“Then, according to the father, Trump never sent the check. ?!?!? “The check has been sent,” White House spokeswoman Lindsay Walters said in a statement “

Re: the NFL, he only bought the USFL team AFTER he was unable to buy the Colts, then thought “ah hah! I can force a merger that’s what I will do!” and proceeded to sue the NFL and also drive the USFL into the ground.

“I never said that ‘he knew what he signed up for.’ I said that soldiers sign up to be cannon fodder. It’s their job. That’s why they saying is ‘It isn’t ours to question why; it’s only ours to do and die.’” Well he did and he died and it’s really sad but that’s literally what he signed up for.

Great setup! Their planning was immaculate:

And she was a brunette, as can clearly be seen in this, um, disquieting photo from her youth. Incidentally, so was her father - before his hair got hepatitis.

Congressman writer!

Ready to hear about how Kushner played bass in a metal band and partied with Lemmy.

“I’ve lived in a lot of countries where conspiracy theories abound because people feel like they lack self-determination,” a recently retired Foreign Service officer told reporter Jason Zengerle. “And a great many people inside State are now hypothesizing about what the goal of all this is. Why are they firing people…

Yeah we get it. “Fake news, blah blah, stop trusting the media and only get your news straight from me.” His attempt at brainwashing people is so pathetic and old. No one listens to him but his moron supporters who can’t read or even think for themselves.

I appreciate you using this opportunity to embed X-Ray Spex, tho. Good excuse.

I swear somebody who looked like Ivanka bumped into me at a mosh pit at a Melvins show. I thought it was her because she flipped me off, yelled “I’m so punk rock!” and told me someday her dad was going to work with the Russians to become President and I won’t because I’m a loser

“ripped corduroy jeans and flannel shirts”=/= punk

It’s IN THE NAME. US VIRGIN ISLANDS.