As most Americans know, including, I hope, Donald Trump, Puerto Rico is part of America.
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU ACOMPLISHED IN 9 MONTHS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE?!??!??!!!!?! WHAT?!
They would, with a straight face and absolutely no sense of irony, tell you that you’re being incredibly petty about something so small and stupid as a few tweets.
Once again, there are only two words in the selected tweets in today’s Barf Bag as grist for the old Code 45* enigma mill! But the sly orange fox, barely an hour ago, slipped in one more word - hoping, I’m sure, that it would escape Ellie’s notice and thereby foil the C45* interpreters. He is a krafty[1] old bastard,…
“Trump has congratulated himself for a tremendous response to the ongoing disaster in Puerto Rico, giving himself “really good marks for what we’re doing.”
Scott Pruitt sure is protective of the environment; HIS OWN envornment, not ours. First the private jets, now his soundproof booth - who does he think he’s working for, CONTROL? Wouldn’t an inexpensive plexiglass Cone of Silence be sufficient?
I saw this article earlier today about Trump and the USFL. Trump really wanted to be an NFL owner, but he was often outbid, and the league saw him as a “scumbag huckster” anyway. Reading between the lines is not my forte, but I have to wonder if he did what he could to deliberately tank the USFL because he couldn’t…
“It’s a very big ocean.” Five words I do not expect to emanate from a grown man’s mouth when assessing a disaster.
“I have here in my hand a list of 205 employees that were known to Barack Hussein Obummer as being members of the Democratic Party and who nevertheless are still working and shaping the policy of the Interior Department.”
“You know what I’m going to do when I’m president?
Today’s Code 45* shows that the orange dictator knows when to stick with something that works. Like any good flimflam man, he knows that if you give the rubes time to start looking too closely at your hands, the game is up. He also knows that just like Homer Simpson and the dog with the puffy tail, Americans can be…
They were not booing.
“The Nazis weren’t fighting Nazis in the 1940s, guys. There were two groups.”
Every. Fucking. Day. Every day, there is something new with our Racist in Chief. Every morning, I get on my phone, hoping for something good to appear in my newsfeed. And every day, I’m utterly disappointed because Herr Drumpf is still in the White House.
This was a “family server”, so I guess Ivanka will be next to get a subpoena. That oughtta make “Daddy” explode.
If Donald feels so strongly that professional athletes should stand for the anthem or be fired, he should buy a professional football team. He would earn billions making all those deals great deals he makes. Really great deals!!!
John Kelly has got to be pounding down enough tums every time 45 goes out to one of his public masturbation rallies that he shits concrete.