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Edmund Egan, my Intro to Philosophy professor, said in a class that an exclamation point has no proper usage outside of a teenage girl’s diary.
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Still one of the most metal tweets of all time
Oh yeah. This too:
For future archiving purposes, this article, in which the President wants football players to hit each other harder without fear of penalty to revitalize ratings, is posted just above a shared story from a Lifehacker sub-site explaining the effects and probable causes of CTE within football players.
He is such a fucking embarrassment.
Okay, folks, today’s Code 45* was a super tough one to crack. So we’re going to lead off with the message itself, then walk y’all through it. It’s quite a tasty prophecy, but - as you will see - there will be some delayed gratification, so we’ll all need to be strong for a bit. Here it is:
So what exactly is Ivanka’s job, again?
The real problem here is why does a president need to be moderated? The president should have a firm grasp on reality and be in control of themselves, but Trump isn’t. He’s mentally ill, and he’s clearly not allowing his handlers to medicate him before important meetings.
Oh, my goodness, the poor old man must be exhausted! Getting up early to talk shit about Rand Paul, take a couple puffs on “Big” Luther Strange’s dick, twist some GOP Senators’ tails, and then plug the unrepentant band of pussy grabbers at Fox News and that steaming piece of fecal theatre of the absurd known as Fox &…
words are hard.
Wait, what’s wrong with grand wizards? I like magic and shit. It’d be cool to be an old man that can shoot fireballs at some mother fuckers.
The composition of this photo is offputting. Is it the dead smile? Is it the tacky grandma couch and pillow? Is it her beige skirt or the square shoulders of her blouse? Is it the staging, as if the couch was moved to the Lincoln Memorial for this photo? Is it that the Baby is supposed to be the focus here but instead…
“vanka Trump, alabaster-skinned Trump heiress and senior White House advisor, does not believe she has any “obligation to moderate” the president, her father.”
I don’t think it’s her little bit of English that got her where she is. Her being able to suck a golf ball through 50 feet of hose helped more.
Nonetheless, all five billboards are gone now, after Trump’s lawyer threatened the school with a lawsuit.
Corker told NPR his committee is looking at legislation that would prohibit any first-strike use of nuclear weapons without a prior declaration of war by Congress.
The answer is pretty easy on that one: The poor girl was stripped naked and handcuffed to a briefcase full of cash, thrown on a fur rug and flown on DJT’s jet back to Manhattan.
We need a post of only reaction shots during this speech. Also I love Melania’s face, she always looks like someone off camera is giving her directions on what face to make, also known as bad modeling I guess.
I just fucking can’t with these Tweets today. I mean, I normally can’t, but I can’t today either: