You know it was Raining Blood or Seasons in the Abyss.

They probably put on Terry Gross podcasts or old Slayer albums. C’mon, it’s the UN, you know they’re into Slayer.

The Code 45*-related elements of today’s tweets (two agencies and one collective noun) clearly indicate that Trump and his subconscious were idling away the interminable hours of UN blah, blah, blah with a little game. The challenge for me was to figure out just what kind of game this towering intellect would be…

hi just checking in to say that daily life under this fucking administration is like getting slowly steamrolled to death

Trump’s very good and smart lawyers were overheard gabbing about the Russia investigation at a restaurant next door to the New York Times’ DC bureau. 

I get this overwhelming need for lemon and cocktail sauce.

Because it’s not as if nepotism and half-assing it were cornerstones of our current government or anything.

It’s just who he is.

So touching.

With all this in-and-out-and-back-in, I know somebody’s getting screwed! Hahaha! Ah hahaha...

Is there a single greater metaphor for America than this idiot girl? I think not.

This is a South Park episode come to life. The one where Cartman goes on the talk show circuit as a “troubled teen”.

Honestly, I love that trump thinks people are calling up their cable companies and saying “un, hello. Can I cancel all the espn channels? No, I still want to watch Fixer Upper and Guys Grocery Games. I only want to get rid of all espn channels.” And that the cable companies were like sure thing, righto, boss!

If the POTUS was saying that the fry cook at McDonald’s needed to be fired, I’d still think he needed to stay the fuck in his lane. Saying a reporter who said something he didn’t like needs to be fired is just...get off the highway, my dude. None of these lanes are for you.

And btw: Hey Scotland Yard - you obviously suck! You let losers attack, so you’re even bigger losers!

Looks like someone wrestled the phone from Kelly. Ivanka must’ve been not around.

That doesn’t matter to his base. They are big fans of false equivalency. Anything less than toady bootlicking of their favorite figures is considered out of line. These are, of course, the same people who thought that Google engineer should have kept his job, but Hill should lose hers.

I absolutely guarantee that he does not have the slightest fucking clue how “the cyber” works.

This is exactly the point. A member of the Administration “demanding” a private media organization punish an employee for speaking out against the Administration and then the actual President doing the same is not normal and freaky.