If Donald feels so strongly that professional athletes should stand for the anthem or be fired, he should buy a professional football team. He would earn billions making all those deals great deals he makes. Really great deals!!!
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John Kelly has got to be pounding down enough tums every time 45 goes out to one of his public masturbation rallies that he shits concrete.
So you’re saying the wall was in me the whole time?
I work for a glass laminating firm. We make a type of laminate that is opaque in ordinary use, but, if energized, it becomes transparent. It’s about 60 bucks a square foot. My math says the wall will cost eleventy killion dollars. MAGA! Make America Glass Again.
Trump is a liar. Always has been and always will be. People who do not acknowledge this fact are idiots.
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Edmund Egan, my Intro to Philosophy professor, said in a class that an exclamation point has no proper usage outside of a teenage girl’s diary.
If he hires an army of mimes, he can convince the MAGAhats that he already built it.
Wouldn’t it just be easier to tell him we’re building it, but not?
Still one of the most metal tweets of all time
Oh yeah. This too:
For future archiving purposes, this article, in which the President wants football players to hit each other harder without fear of penalty to revitalize ratings, is posted just above a shared story from a Lifehacker sub-site explaining the effects and probable causes of CTE within football players.
He is such a fucking embarrassment.
Okay, folks, today’s Code 45* was a super tough one to crack. So we’re going to lead off with the message itself, then walk y’all through it. It’s quite a tasty prophecy, but - as you will see - there will be some delayed gratification, so we’ll all need to be strong for a bit. Here it is:
So what exactly is Ivanka’s job, again?
The real problem here is why does a president need to be moderated? The president should have a firm grasp on reality and be in control of themselves, but Trump isn’t. He’s mentally ill, and he’s clearly not allowing his handlers to medicate him before important meetings.
words are hard.
The composition of this photo is offputting. Is it the dead smile? Is it the tacky grandma couch and pillow? Is it her beige skirt or the square shoulders of her blouse? Is it the staging, as if the couch was moved to the Lincoln Memorial for this photo? Is it that the Baby is supposed to be the focus here but instead…
“vanka Trump, alabaster-skinned Trump heiress and senior White House advisor, does not believe she has any “obligation to moderate” the president, her father.”
Nonetheless, all five billboards are gone now, after Trump’s lawyer threatened the school with a lawsuit.