Corker told NPR his committee is looking at legislation that would prohibit any first-strike use of nuclear weapons without a prior declaration of war by Congress.

The answer is pretty easy on that one: The poor girl was stripped naked and handcuffed to a briefcase full of cash, thrown on a fur rug and flown on DJT’s jet back to Manhattan.

We need a post of only reaction shots during this speech. Also I love Melania’s face, she always looks like someone off camera is giving her directions on what face to make, also known as bad modeling I guess.

I just fucking can’t with these Tweets today. I mean, I normally can’t, but I can’t today either:

We are all General Kelly.

So he’s more sure he’s going to be impeached than he is going to run for re-election. Yeah, we are in agreement about that.

You know it was Raining Blood or Seasons in the Abyss.

They probably put on Terry Gross podcasts or old Slayer albums. C’mon, it’s the UN, you know they’re into Slayer.

The Code 45*-related elements of today’s tweets (two agencies and one collective noun) clearly indicate that Trump and his subconscious were idling away the interminable hours of UN blah, blah, blah with a little game. The challenge for me was to figure out just what kind of game this towering intellect would be…

hi just checking in to say that daily life under this fucking administration is like getting slowly steamrolled to death

Trump’s very good and smart lawyers were overheard gabbing about the Russia investigation at a restaurant next door to the New York Times’ DC bureau. 

I get this overwhelming need for lemon and cocktail sauce.

Because it’s not as if nepotism and half-assing it were cornerstones of our current government or anything.

It’s just who he is.

So touching.

With all this in-and-out-and-back-in, I know somebody’s getting screwed! Hahaha! Ah hahaha...

Is there a single greater metaphor for America than this idiot girl? I think not.

This is a South Park episode come to life. The one where Cartman goes on the talk show circuit as a “troubled teen”.

That doesn’t matter to his base. They are big fans of false equivalency. Anything less than toady bootlicking of their favorite figures is considered out of line. These are, of course, the same people who thought that Google engineer should have kept his job, but Hill should lose hers.