Just a reminder that Donald Trump publicly berated Obama on a daily fucking basis for eight fucking years, continually insisting that he did not meet the minimum requirement to be president. In short, fuck Donald Trump, and fuck this hypocritical bullshit by the right.

Wow, is it just me, or was that an extra barfy bag of barf today? Well, let’s see whether the old Code 45* can shed a little light on what’s going on under that carpet of burnt cotton candy. This insane back-and-forthing over DACA has everyone wondering what the hell this idiot thinks he’s doing. Do they have a deal,…

“Lock, step and barrel.” I knew Joe Walsh was dumb, but wow. “Lock, stock, and barrel” or “in lockstep.”

“This is a betrayal,” Joe Walsh said on MSNBC. “Republican voters will not line up lock, step and barrel behind President Trump [...] Build the damn wall... If he betrays that promise, he’s dead, he is dead among his base.”

The WALL, which is already under construction in the form of new renovation of old and existing fences and walls...

Watching his supporters completely fall apart on his twitter feed over the dreamer tweets is giving me life!!!

Hang in there on the Mueller investigation. Flynn, Jr. is now upgraded to “subject” of the Trump-Russia investigation (he’s the third, along with his father and Manafort); Hope Hicks has lawyered up. There’s some senate committee rumblings about DT Jr. testifying openly to the Senate committee, but my eye is on what…

For Ivanka, the documentary made Charlottesville hit home in a way that other White House controversies had not. “Seeing those images and hearing [Ivanka’s] name invoked later on obviously made it very personal,”

She still thinks the Trump Administration has a “long game” to play - to which I say, “Ha!”

While Melania stands mutely by in some stilted “pretend she is able to look casual” outfit exuding a complete lack of emotion that can only come from pharmaceuticals and being married to Donald.

I’m going to guess that Sarah Huckabee Sanders was in a coma during President Obama’s administration. Because he was called a foreign-born Muslim despite all evidence to the contrary, including by her very own boss. And that was among the nicer things said about President Obama.

Even if you could somehow remove the other context (like, for example, that Jamele Hill was absolutely correct), this is the White House press secretary openly calling for a private organization to fire a journalist for criticizing the President. That is fucking insane.

Dr Seuss’s estate should sue Donald’s unauthorized use of “Go Congress Go!”

Trump also said it was his favorite uncle. Not sure what he meant by that.

The fact that this White House thinks it can go head-to-head with Comey (and Mueller) and win, is fucking laughable. What alternate reality does these morons live in?

Derp

I went to chipotle today for lunch, and there was a new decal on the window outside that read: “Chipotle has Queso! Not Fake News!” The [second] biggest regret this country should have about the 2016 election is allowing “Fake News” to become a part of the societal lexicon.

Well, ‘in certain locations’, i.e. the path of the hurricane, it was pretty bad. But y’know, in Cleveland it wasn’t bad at all!

I don’t want to believe SHS about Comey, but how can you doubt a face that has such a high level of intelligence written all over it?

Fascinating to watch people writing books and major articles about me and yet they know nothing about me & have zero access