So, it turned him into a lobster?
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Say what you want but Alex Jones wore a patented Infowars Magnetic Hematite Helmet for 45 days straight to keep the Space Jews from monitoring his thought bubbles and look what it did for him.
Does he leave the r’s out when he baawks? Cute feller.
Oh, I already love Bahston Ahnold! He is so handsome. There is just something about Boston Terriers. They are so smart, and so very loyal.
The story goes on too long, the characters are terrible and there are entirely too many of them.
It leaves just one more in a field of unconnected dots which are forming a great work of pointillism.
In other story, Mike Pence flew down to Texas and, whether intentionally or not, highlighted what a completely callous piece of worm shit Trump by doing the following things Trump didn’t do on his visit on Tuesday.
“[Trump] loves people and he wants to make sure that this decision is done correctly,” Sarah Huckabee Sanders said this afternoon in a press briefing.
Today’s three-word Code 45* was a bit tougher than usual to crack, but as so often happens, we got there eventually. I thought at first that maybe it was referring to Hegel’s “first system” (I often turn to German idealist philosophy when trying to figure out the musings of short-fingered vulgarians), since it…
Legislation is complicated.
It’s a kind of Snidely Whiplash quality evil. Bad but also utterly cartoonish about it.
This is so transparent it’s not even funny. Here are the reasons they (Trump) are reconsidering Tubman’s addition:
Once again, the Code 45* has limited resources with which to work. Kelly has obviously had some success keeping his charge’s tiny fingers away from the Twitter machine. But that’s OK, because Trump’s subconscious is working overtime to compensate and keep getting the messages out.
Just when you think that the administration can’t get any pettier, Steve Mnuchin signaled that he was reconsidering putting Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill.
A million bucks from an alleged billionaire is a drop in the fucking bucket. He’s probably made ten time that from sales of his stupid fucking USA-45 hats he’s been shilling all week to his mouth-breathing base.
Who in the fuck would even buy or wear a FLOTUS cap? I can maybe see some 70 yr old white man buying a USA cap. It’s still baffling but I can see a small market but the FLOTUS cap?? They both looked freakin ridiculous in their campaign commercial, because we know that’s all his visit to Texas was, for campaign use. He…
“Well, only one in two million people has what we call the ‘evil gene’. Hitler had it, Walt Disney had it, and Betsy DeVos has it....”
“Folks, I know extortion. I have done all the best extortion. Yuuuuge sums of money extorted.”
Anybody who thought that Eva Braun and The Other Eva Braun were going to be any kind of help was deluded.