Was just about to come down here and ask if she was auditioning for a Top Gun reboot as the romantic lead’s mother.

Kate Beaton knows the importance of beach volleyball.

It’s a new hat that reads MAKE AMERICA DRY AGAIN

Please further note that the $40.00 USA cap is available on his website with all proceeds going to his 2020 presidential campaign. Because why not right?

Dressed for tragedy! Fuck-me pumps and Chinese gimme caps.

Please note that Trump also accessorized with the $40.00 USA cap manufactured outside the USA clutched in his left hand.

She looks like she was about to go to a Top Gun themed party before Cheeto dragged her on this stupid vanity trip.

Literally!

Since there’s only one word in the Code 45* hopper, today’s secret message is, by default:

I used to work with a bunch of OWDs (old, white dudes) who loooooooved to talk about working 12 hour days AND Saturdays. It was secret code for two things:

I’m also so sure his “14 hours a day” claim is complete BS. He probably counts watching Fox at his office because he doesnt want to go home and talk to his wife as “work.”

Always relevant.

I’m probably a terrible fucking person

No good can come of this. I have said this before, but I will keep saying it for as long as I have to. Militaries need enemies to justify their existence. When you militarize the police, the police will look for enemies. They aren’t going out to fight other police forces, so citizens become the enemy.

This week’s reactions (last one until next year T_T):

Dozens of anti-facists protesters, known as antifa, pounced when Joey Gibson, founder of the right-wing group Patriot Prayer, showed up with his crew. Antifa protesters beat one man with a shield and another person wearing an American flag.

The Trump Hurricane Relief Response in Four Acts:

‘reimbursement/other’s is my new fave. How would you like to pay for your pizza delivery? Reimbursement/other, please.

By Wednesday Trump will be tweeting how the recovery and clean up efforts have been a total success and all the impacted areas have been completely rebuilt. And Hannity will be screaming that the other media that are still showing images of the disaster are just conspiring to destroy Trump by showing a bunch of…