Remember, only 10 women each…

Not a problem when you’ve got 10 women in there too!

I grew up in the ‘50s when many people were putting in fallout shelters. My dad got an estimate but didn’t buy it; however, my best friend’s dad did. They dug up his backyard like they were putting in a pool, then built the cinderblock structure and covered it back up with earth.

Is it weird that I ‘heard’ the ad in this guy’s voice instead?

Trump is playing an interesting poker strategy: Bluffing while all his cards are on the table.

And a MAGA with enough gold on the brim to embarrass a dictator.

I would like to think the Russian or Chinese. But I haven’t seen any reports on North Korea help yet. So maybe the intelligence is keeping it Code Word secret...Which means the Trump could tell the Girl Scout troop leaders any day now.

Yeah, and the only winning move is to not play impeach Trump and get someone a little more sane in our seat of power. But, since that’ll never happen I guess we’re all just gonna die.

Just wait until North Korea issues a press release saying they expect the president to cuck on this issue just like all his predecessors.

He heard it in an old Audie Murphy movie.

Thing that also happened today:

Is it naive of me to assume all the dirty documents have been placed in trash bags and currently reside underwater next to Dexter’s cut up victims?

He couldn’t find Guam on a map of Guam.

Don’t mind me, I’ll just be over here rewatching Dr. Strangelove to get ready.

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

Luanne Platter (KotH)

Also:

Will the similarities to Nixon never cease? Let’s go through the looking glass: Nixon’s middle name was Milhouse, and this is Milhouse channeling Trump:

TrumpsTinyHands - “It is good to keep in mind what TrumPutin means by “great” when he goes full MAGA.”