I have no idea how that “Trump’s gonna pivot” horse is still running. It hasn’t won a race yet.

It was CNN actually, which we know Trump never, ever watches😒

“It’s like raaaaiiiiiin, on your golf vacay.”

For me its like that episode of the King of the Hill where Willie Lane moves onto Rainey Street, only to impress everyone with a singular story about blocking a kick.

Trump legitimately considers watching TV to be work. “Research”, he would call it.

Forgot one...

It’s getting into “Al Bundy Four Touchdowns” territory at this point. Hasn’t accomplished anything since, so he’s going to hang on to his one real achievement.

Unprecedented

Worked a job that paid $10 an hour every summer in university, in DC, in 100 degree heat, OUTDOORS. I’m a pale, freckled redhead who burns through SPF 50. It sucked. But I powered through, BECAUSE IT WAS MY FUCKING JOB. (I also did this job throughout DC winters, which also was pretty miserable.)

Yeah, I think the bride/groom made an informed decision, but I feel bad for the innocent bystanders. Can you imagine, you’re already dreading going to your shitty conservative cousin’s wedding because when her Facebook isn’t MAGA it’s a fucking wedding countdown clock, and all you’re looking forward to is the open…

Hey there, Moneybags. Lookin’ good.

There are more people of Irish extraction in the US than there are in Ireland. Our southern border states are heavily populated by people of Mexican descent, and southern Florida by people of Cuban descent.

Relationship with Russia never worse? Newsflash, asshole, our “relationship” with Russia almost ended up wiping human existence off the goddamned map fifty years ago.

I assume from you comment that you actually did muster up the tenacity to hear some or all of Trump’s pointless ramblings in West Virginia tonight. I salute your courage and would like to call attention to some of his “Best Words.”

Wait a minute that’s not a fun fact at all.

Color me shocked that a billionaire coal man from the South is a republican.

It’s probably  because Trump or his intermediaries were asking to embezzle more money from the taxpayers than the Secret Service was comfortable with.

Business is looking better than ever with business enthusiasm at record levels. Stock Market at an all-time high. That doesn’t just happen!

In other words, Trump cucked himself. He signed an “unconstitutional” and “dangerous” sanctions bill because he couldn’t veto it without looking like a Russian stooge, all because of his man-crush on Putin.