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We could explain this to you, but it will require a mathematician, a different kind of mathematician and a statistician…

That’s because our insect overlords don’t want you to find out the truth… Now, shut up and dig; you’re behind on today’s sugar quota.

Trump keeps making me think of that great Game of Thrones exchange between Tyrion and Joffrey:

I’ve mentioned this a few other places, but it really fries my taters that Trump announced this ban on the 69th anniversary of Truman’s Executive Order to desegregate the military.

Reminder that the Department of Defense found that allowing trans people to serve openly would “cost little and have no significant impact on unit readiness.”

Those emails....

McCain voted for the BCRA, despite pledging a few hours earlier that he would not.

He won’t know the difference.

Ah yes, now he’s an American hero.

“Donald Trump had a better message and ran a smarter campaign, and that is why he won,” he continued. “Suggesting otherwise ridicules those who voted for him.”

Don’t worry man. They’re all going to jail. The only exception is Manafort and that’s only if he flips and provides the feds with THE literal smoking gun.

“Carefully read the Podesta emails” means “read into bullshit that has to be construed from some kind of coded language that led to stupid shit like Pizzagate and Seth Rich.”

“Look. I like you. But you’re, like, a 4 out of 10. That’s not good enough to beat spicey’s ratings. Definitely not. So you need to get up to at least a 6 out of 10. Hit the gym, cut back on the McDees, tan every once and a while...you know. Actually care about your body and appearance. Unlike now. Where you obviously

Oh man, you just know he told her to lose weight (behind close doors) or else...

Maybe the Hair and Makeup person could also do something about all the brown on Scaramucci’s nose.

Lol you think Russia’s involvement was limited to the DNC hacks? How cute. I remember being that naive, when I was like 12

President Trump, in case you missed the first two words of this comment, you are the President. This means that you have every power and authority at your disposal to release any and all evidence your very own investigative agencies, headed by people that you yourself hired, can gather on the DNC/Podesta hacks and the