This is an excellent way to celebrate Made In America Week! I would expect nothing less.

Russian foreign minister Sergey Lavrov suggested that Trump and Putin “might have met even much more than just three times.”

If ‘Snuck a peekover the divider’ means ‘held it for Putin like he was told’ I totally agree.

If Donnie and Putin went to the bathroom together, I guarantee Trump snuck a peekover the divider and let out an impressed whistle.

I bet he also refers to himself as The Mooch, talks in the third person a lot, and insists his male friends give him the low five with the wiggly fingers every damned day.

Pardons only cover federal charges, NOT state. New York, where a significant amount of this fuckery went down, can still prosecute this crime family, assuming they can find handcuffs small enough to fit his tiny baby hands.

I just picture him typing that nonsense with the darth vader score playing on his bitchin’ boombox on the milk crate next to his cot.

May I just say WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.

The header picture for this post is truly perfect. Just the top of the little KKKeebler Elf’s head, peering up, trying to see what the grown-ups are doing at the big table.

Bucks County has been fucked up since time began.

Operation Barbarossa: foiled by the weather, AND by the wee nothingburger fact of the Russians outnumbering the Germans by a factor of several zillion....

I would not be able to handle it. Every time I read his words, all I can think of is the line from Billy Madison.

Yeah, but he *kept going* on it. Also, I love how he feebly tries to tie together his aside with Putin and Jr.’s original excuse for that Russian meeting. Suddenly, it’s all about adoption! Every meeting they’ve ever had with Russia was about adoption, don’t you know? I mean a lot of people are saying it, I don’t know…

“Hitler and Napoleon tried to invade Russia. Not very smart, not smart. Invading Russia, bad idea. I’ve got a tremendous idea how to deal with Russia.”

The most coherent bits of the entire interview?

I’ve read these interviews and

People don’t realize he loves holding my hand. And that’s good, as far as that goes.

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