I hear next on the docket is Surgeon General Joe Camel.

Kris Kobach, architect of the Trump administration’s fraudulent voter fraud investigation, said “we may never know” if Hillary Clinton won the popular vote

Per that top pic- why is Jeff Sessions always so red-faced and flushed looking? It’s as if the Keebler Elves made scotch instead of cookies.

I really hope they figure this out...

CEO’s actually are responsible, at least in companies with boards that are interested in the health of the company. CEO’s might be largely over payed in the USA, especially with extremely generous severance packages, but most of the time they will get removed if they fail to turnaround a company or if the company…

She definitely looks like she’s guilty of something.

Here’s the thing: the insurance companies have made so much fucking money off of Obamacare, that they are going to have to tell this Orange Walrus to shut the fuck up. It’s utterly ridiculous, that they haven’t been even louder than they have, but this fucker needs to stop. You lost, because you know nothing. Now fuck…

Double-bag it next time. It’s best way to stop your garbage from leaking.

Anybody who names their album Lust For Life and isn’t Iggy Pop needs to have a word with me.

Trump has had a massive boner for Putin for quite some time - as boneheaded beta males often do when in presence of a seemingly powerful thug. CNN chronicled it nicely: http://www.cnn.com/interactive/2017/03/politics/trump-putin-russia-timeline/

“it happened during the dessert course.”

His style sadly really does make more sense when you realize that he thinks he’s on a show and is doing bumpers to get people to come back after the commercial break or tune in for the next episode.

“The eighth person in the now infamous Trump Tower meeting has been ID’d as Ike Kaveladze, a US-based employee of a Russian real estate company. “

“As I have always said, let ObamaCare fail and then come together and do a great healthcare plan. Stay tuned!”

A thousand times this. A Brooklyn-accented, lefty, frazzle-haired old Jewish man would have gone over like a lead balloon in many areas of the country. Hell, I have a 40-something female relative who lives in a middle-class suburb outside of Washington who will go on at length about how terrible Jews are because of…

In a just world, Ivanka gets a front row seat to watch her father and her husband get beheaded like Ned Stark.