Saturday Night Social hosted by Trump’s flabby ass.

Hell, I’m starting to think Jimmy Hoffa was there.

Melania always keeps a baggie of Cheerios in her purse for cases when Donnie balks at eating his dinner.

I love it! In his spluttering eagerness to attach insults to Obama in any way possible, he just threw “failed” at the wall and it stuck in the wrong place.

Really, all he had to do was drop the word “failed”, but he is incapable of saying “Obamacare” without prefacing it with the words “failed”, “failing”, or some iteration therein.

Anyone else hope that French chefs refused to make Trump well done steaks? I hope he had to bring ketchup and a baggie of well done steak wherever he went.

“Republicans Senators are working hard to get their failed ObamaCare replacement approved.”

Ah yes, the Women’s Open. Isn’t that the one that he threatened to sue if they moved their venue?

It’s amazing how many people keep being revealed as being at that meeting.

Little known fact that one of the primary missions of the KGB was to find homes for Russian orphans.

“Great evening with President @EmmanuelMacron & Mrs. Macron. Went to Eiffel Tower for dinner. Relationship with France stronger than ever.”

Someone will be standing right where a bag is thrown even though the wall is supposed to cover thousands of miles.

JOBS! JOBS! JOBS!

“See, we ran your tags and they came back totally clean, and you’re Black, so we just HAD to solve the mystery!”

‘the president is a steam locomotive’

Locomotives Made of Gorillas is my new band name.

I’m surprised Gorka didn’t say, “And you’re gay!”

Someone should just create an interview bot to fill in for Kellyanne Conway and the not quite a Nazi, but wishes he were guy. Gorka’s could just repeat variations of “Donald Trump is an alpha male. I am an alpha male. Our penises are like locomotives made of gorillas”. It would save everyone a lot of time and energy.