I shot the sheriff but I did not shoot the deputy. Here, this nigerian prince will back me up, imma cc him.

He’s probably waiting for that Nigerian prince to send him a check.

“He didn’t delete them, as others have done.”

Welp. hannity doesn’t see any wrong doing so case closed. Let’s move on people nothing to see here.

Hottest of Taeks: Don Junior is a fucking moron.

Start the chant now:

Here’s one more.

AHEM “Failing NYT”.

“crown prosecutor of Russia.”

This whole story was so blatantly ridiculous that I was surprised it wasn’t an email forward from my mother

But... But... But...

That won’t get clicks! It is only interesting if there is a conspiracy

Maybe in Japan things like facts still matter, but we’re making America great one ridiculous rumor at a time!

The world is flat is a testable hypothesis. Vaccines cause autism is a testable hypothesis. Both have been tested. Both have been proven false.

“Donnie Trump wouldn’t cross the street to piss on his sons if they were on fire.”

Fredo Jr. is going for a boat ride.

He’s totally going to throw him under the bus.

Leaving this here again. The memes timed to the song intro are high art:

I am assuming that Stephen Miller ordered a duplicate of that Steve Bannon-as-Napoleon painting, and has it hanging in his apartment just like Paulie Walnuts kept the Tony Soprano-as-Napoleon portrait...

Comey did not leak classified information to the media. He leaked stories about his meetings with Trump to the media, omitting any details that would be considered classified. He clearly said that in his testimony. Clearly Donald Trump still has no idea how classified information works. Just because someone talks to…