Could have been worse, it could have been Walmart.

I’m just laughing that he wrote 5 and 0 “5 and O” because he uses phonetic spelling like a first grader and I’ve lost all capacity to get enraged again.

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Something like this, I imagine

Insert “And Leon’s getting laarrger!” GIF from Airplane!

“While I greatly appreciate the efforts of President Xi & China to help with North Korea, it has not worked out. At least I know China tried!”

And yet neither the press nor the public makes any noise about this. This is what will kill democracy in the US faster than any other method. I fear it is deliberate.

With all the other fuckery going on, I had legitimately forgotten this asshole was Secretary of Energy. Thanks for the reminder, I guess...

I posted this elsewhere about Rick Perry, but bears repeating:

Rick Perry is so mind numbingly dumb. He’s not fooling anyone with those glasses. The lights are on but no one’s home.

I’m surprised Trump knew Panama was a country. I’m willing to bet he thinks it was the canal only.

My cousin actually believed this was true, and then he got busted selling drugs to an undercover. The “I saw it on Law & Order defense”!

Did Trump’s legal expert come from the same claw gaming machine that he got his personal physician from? You know, the one that looked like a hippie and said that Trump was the healthiest man to ever make a run for the presidency.

Jay Sekulow looks and dissembles a lot like his mentor, Nathan Thurm.

I firmly believe he thinks that by stating something it becomes true. When HRC stated he was a Russian puppet during the presidential debates, his response, in true 8 yr old schoolyard fashion, was “No I’m not. You are.” repeatedly and it worked. Clearly, his lawyers have now taken it on as a legal tactic. Apparently…

Since when do you have to notify someone that they’re under investigation? Especially for this wouldn’t it be made more difficult to collect evidence if you told him that he’s under investigation?

These people are unbelievable idiots. I just can’t fathom what is going through their mind on a day to day basis. If Trump had just SHUT UP and stopped complaining about this investigation, it would be background noise and wouldn’t be huge news until it was completed. It’s only sucking up all the oxygen because…