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I think it’s great that conservatives are such good shots they can murder dozens of people in one go.

I’m with them. Trump is clearly more Richard III material.

I like playwrights that *don’t* die...

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.

I have a story like that. I picked my husband up in a bar and we got down in his car in a Jim Boy’s parking lot.

Gonna try that line on Husband tonight: “Smash my petite cakes, baby!”

Truly I stand corrected. I would totally tap that and would in no way suffocate while doing so.

This gives me hope that one day, Barron may be a dreadlocked budtender freeganing his way through Tucson and giving long rambling interviews to whoever will buy him a beer.

Ted Cruz’s children openly hate him and I respect that. The Trump’s could learn a thing or two.

See this guy, this guy right here is the guy who should be our POTUS. “Honest, hardworking, bored cyber sleuth. Kevin, he knows the value of pilers.”

“My worst personal quality? It would have to be that I work too hard, you know? It’s like I just have to get a job done!” She just really studied that interview handbook where you spin every potential negative into a positive.

The first 15 minutes were quite lovely.

Aside from the fact that Trump is hiring people who obviously are completely unqualified for the jobs that he is hiring them for, what the hell is that cartoon? I mean content aside, does anyone think that Donald is that physically fit? He’s an orange beanbag not The Rock.

This is getting too much use lately.

Indeed, finally we agree on something, Donnie!

I am distantly related to Harold Hoffman, a NJ governor who was convinced the convicted Lindbergh baby kidnapper was innocent, used to get into fist fights with reporters, and embezzled hundreds of thousands of dollars from NJ. His approval rating was still higher than Christie’s. Family pride!

You’re a horrible horrible person,

If only Republicans weren’t so tyrannical...

“He said we shouldn’t worry about rising sea levels,”

“He [Trump] said we shouldn’t worry about rising sea levels,” Eskridge said. “He said that ‘your island has been there for hundreds of years, and I believe your island will be there for hundreds more.’”