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I have to state the obvious, for someone who maintains his innocence, Trump sure acts like he is guilty as hell.

Jefferson Beauregard “Stonewall” Sessions III

Sessions: “Sen’ta, I’m just a simple country lawyer who may not be familiar with some of these alleged Roosian things that I did or didn’t do or the President did or didn’t do but I do know in my heart of hearts that there is priveleged information that certain laws prevent me from me from disclosing”

Oooo… Please let be that be true! Jackson was shot by his own men and died a pretty horrible death.

There are whales out there literally murdering millions of krill a day. Not all of them, but a lot of those whales are murders, and we don’t want that in our country.

One of them does...

To what… Roadhouse? You know what I’m talking about man, the scene where he eagle claws that dude’s throat out.

WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH PEOPLE I DON’T KNOW WANTING A HUG?

And yet there’s a thread over on Giz where some fool thinks that if liberals just started being nicer that would change the minds of Trump supporters.

So let me get this straight: depicting Trump as Caesar is terrible and unfathomable, but giving Alex Jones a platform on a major media outlet is totally ok.

We’re going to have the absolute blackest lungs. Believe me. You’re going to wheeze so much, you’ll get sick of wheezing.

Congratulations, first new case of black lung in Pennsylvania under #45 Administration. #Goalsinlife

It’s the future!

I don’t understand people sometimes.

I am so delighted by the ruling that the tweets are official presidential statements. Tweet away, Orange One, tweet away.

“Pew..pew..pew! Hey guys, looky....I’m defeating ISIS!”

“I’m solving the opioid crisis!”

“Donald Trump is the kindest, bravest, smartest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.”

They seem to be confused and think they’re in some sort of West Wing LARP situation, or playing in a Fantasy White House Politics league. This is not Model UN, guys. This is Real UN, where you actually have to DO stuff instead of just talking real good about it with your buddies.

“It is hard. There’s a level of viciousness that I was not expecting,”