Recent rumors of me having a disability are totally false! I can walk and run faster than anyone! #Fakenews

“Looking forward to the D-Day invasion of Normandy tomorrow! #MAGA”

“Pathetic excuse by London Mayor Sadiq Khan who had to think fast on his “no reason to be alarmed” statement. MSM is working hard to sell it!”

The linked article regarding the NSA report is so so good. It unequivocally shuts down everyone who says there was no evidence of Russian tampering. And it completely refutes Putin’s claim that it could have been patriotic Russians but it wasn’t the government; in fact, the report shows that it was definitely the…

Can you imagine FDR tweeting “Pathetic excuse by PM Winston Churchill who had to think fast on his “Keep Calm & Carry On” remark. Sad!”

It must be awful to be so scared of the great big world out there you can’t go anywhere without your security blanket in the highly unlikely chance you get RADICAL ISLAM TERRORISMized.

They aren’t related. “Ramone” is just a stage name.

Trump gets owned harder and more often by Khans than the Starship Enterprise.

It gives me extra satisfaction that Bloomberg is wealthier than Trump, because I know that must drive Trump nuts.

Sadly, this never gets old.

I can already see the questions the Republican Senators will ask:

Why is this dickhole still talking about Hillary and the election?

God damn, he must have finished the whole thing.

I’m sure Donald was really concerned about Sasha and Malia’s emotional well being when he was peddling his birther bullshit for eight years.

I appreciate his honesty.