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Ooooooooh! Can I play?

“Herr Trump? Ja? Please, do you haff Prince Albrecht in a tin container of some zort? Vell, you had better let him out, ja? HAhahahahaha!”

“Eddie, have you seen my cashmere sweater?”

$69-a-month Birchbox-style subscription filled with “exclusive and vintage Donald J. Trump merchandise.”

At least one...

And, how many coal miners are going to buy Ivanka label pinky rings?

“Brains for dinner, brains for brunch, brains for breakfast, brains for brunch, brains for every single meal, why can’t we get some guts?”

At least Henry Rollins is still cool...

If you want to find hell with me ...


And stay away from that baby-chopping shop! I mean it, mister!

(struggles to come up with a “Mother” joke)

Alternative headline:

This is not very metal at all, Glenn Danzig.

George Glass.

Good God, woman, you were the one that got away! Your mom literally ran until she hit the ocean to keep you away from the all-rotting radioactive aura that is Klan Dump! Why in the name of all the saints are you thirsting with such fervor for approval from this morally bankrupt horror show of

Refused a breathalyzer. Your nonsense is invalid.

I always refuse a breathalyzer when I haven’t been drinking.

It IS technically possible that he took a combination of medications that individually don’t lead to cognitive impairment... there are certain prescription drugs that don’t play nice with common OTC stuff. But if he really did refuse to take a breathalyzer test, it’s probably bullshit. 

He should’ve used the driver.