“Brains for dinner, brains for brunch, brains for breakfast, brains for brunch, brains for every single meal, why can’t we get some guts?”

At least Henry Rollins is still cool...

If you want to find hell with me ...

“I can not live with that guy”

And stay away from that baby-chopping shop! I mean it, mister!

(struggles to come up with a “Mother” joke)

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This is not very metal at all, Glenn Danzig.

George Glass.

Good God, woman, you were the one that got away! Your mom literally ran until she hit the ocean to keep you away from the all-rotting radioactive aura that is Klan Dump! Why in the name of all the saints are you thirsting with such fervor for approval from this morally bankrupt horror show of…

Refused a breathalyzer. Your nonsense is invalid.

I always refuse a breathalyzer when I haven’t been drinking.

It IS technically possible that he took a combination of medications that individually don’t lead to cognitive impairment... there are certain prescription drugs that don’t play nice with common OTC stuff. But if he really did refuse to take a breathalyzer test, it’s probably bullshit. 

He should’ve used the driver.

“I do, loser. Now fetch me a Diet Coke and two scoops of ice cream.”

Wow, make champagne popsicles is the new let them eat cake. I never got that memo. Nice.

Is Jared’s hand on her butt?

Not mine, but made me laugh.

This really sums up how tone deaf this family is. They no more understand our lives, then the frickin queen of England.

For fuck’s sake, Gwyneth Paltrow would have more class and self-awareness in the White House.