Well he was busy...

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

Remember when Donald was going to make us respected by the whole world? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I can see it now, Merkel will go up to Trump and extend her hand to grab him by the balls, ‘cause when you are famous, you can do that’

This must be a nightmare for him because he is not the center of attention and has to share. He will probably throw a supporter rally as soon as he gets back to regain his manhood.

I was just jamming to this last night, my favorite Allman Brothers tune In Memory Of Elizabeth Reed, Live from the Fillmore East.

Until they installed a new program that changed it to Yahoo without asking.

I haven’t seen this many shoes about to drop since a shelf started to tip at Payless.

LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!

Once again “The Onion” predicted this absurdity years in advance

BTW, this is a picture of a man who has strong opinions on how women’s bodies should look like.

He is literally everything the GOP claims to hate.

it is literally the Pope’s job to love everyone and even he can’t bring himself to tolerate DJT lmao

“Donald Trump released his budget proposal, a heartless document laughingly called, “A New Foundation for American Greatness.”

Trump supporters:

We deserve this. How is our country so fucking stupid.

BURN EVERYTHING TO THE FUCKING GROUND.

I bet he makes whooshing airplane noises with his mouth.

In those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Gimme five bees for a quarter,” you’d say.