I assume “chain migration” has something to do with children born to immigrants. Like these:

Does he realize 4 of his 5 children are born to immigrant mothers?

Meaning they feel so comfortable openly displaying their racism under their führer Donny “I’m busy golfing can’t someone else handle it” that they don’t feel the need to hide behind hoods like grandpappy did.

Do you know how hard it is to find a helmet in XXXXXXL?

Is that Ricardo “Mr. Roark” Mantalblan in the white leisure suit leaning against the bar knocking back a couple of martinis while trying to score with the bartender? I’d like to believe it is. Because if I’m on a plane in the 70's I want Ricardo Mantalblan there knocking back a few martinis while trying to score with…

Sunday is only a few days away. Get ready for him to start ranting about the NFL again.

Isn’t that one of the stories that Donny Boy Jr. told about his meeting with the Russian lawyer? (who can keep track) They were meeting for opposition research? Don Jr. does it its OK. Hillary does it she’s EEEVVVIIILLL!

ABC CBS NBC PBS CNN CBC BBC NHK ESPN MTV NY Times USA Today The Weather Channel are all FAKE NEWS. SAD!

Actually Trump sued the NFL and won. The judge awarded him $1. Due to anti-trust laws the award was tripled to $3.

“Maybe next time I give him double amount poison dollink.”

Will there be a trophy?

Chimera was a loser! I prefer my mythological beasts that aren’t beaten by some fruitcake on a flying horse. Sad!

Godspeed slip and fall man. Godspeed.

I’m this kid every day.

Jesus H Christ you have got to be fucking kidding me. A trophy? A fucking trophy? A mother fucking goddamn fucking trophy. Sorry about the lack of food, shelter, clean water and electricity Puerto Rico. Here’s a trophy from a golf tournament. No, you don’t get the actual trophy. It’s just dedicated to you.

Sponge Don Saggy Pants

The NFL won’t sell him a team because you have to have real money to buy a team. And they want to see your books to prove you have money.

Yea, Joe six pack is not going to stop watching ESPN, no matter what their anchors say about the president. As soon as their favorite team is playing and it’s a game ESPN is showing they’re tuning in.

What does ESPN show that Donny Boy considers bad programming? It’s sports and sports news. Football, baseball, basketball, hockey, etc. Sorry if they don’t show 2 hours of glowing coverage of how well you handled the hurricanes. Keep watching Fox & Friends if you want to see that Don.

Jesus! Did she have a stoke or something?