I remember SBC on Howard Stern talking about how he wanted to focus on the crazy hedonistic stuff Freddie Mercury was into, but the rest of the band wanted to make a feel good Disney type movie.

Looks like it gave him quite a sunburn. Not a good advertisement for your product. No matter how much you suck in your gut there Alex.

Here’s my girlfriend’s dog Arnold AKA Bahstin Ahnold (say it in your best New England accent). He kind of decided one day that I’m his best friend. I had no choice in the matter. That’s fine by me because we have since become best Bros. He follows me around my apartment. I haven’t gone to the bathroom alone in years.…

“Why won’t the fake news media ABC CBS NBC PBS NPR CNN MSNBC CNN CBC BBC NYT WAPO ESPN TELEMUNDO USA TODAY LA Times MTV News report what a great job I am doing with hurricane. Haters and Losers!

“Great people (AKA Fox News) keeping me informed. Can’t wait till Fox and Friends tomorrow morning to get the real story!”

Not sure if you watched this but the first guy is from Vermont

Is that the guy with the football second from the right? He looks like he’s thinking about dropping that thing off the George Washington bridge.

It’s on YouTube. It’s called Charlottesville:Race and Terror.

She was phenomenal in that piece. When she got in that van with those Nazis. That took serious guts. I’m a grown man and I would have been too scared to get in that van. And how she didn’t reach across that table and slap that guy silly took serious self control. How perfect is it that that guy is crying like a little…

Cry me a river Nazi scumbag. Karma is a bitch ain’t it?

He kicked out the Secret Service. you think Gucci wants to be in a trailer too? God forbid that happen.

Read the statement Donald and you can have 3 scoops of ice cream with your KFC tonight.

That’s my thought when people say Bush did 9-11. Sure, it was a controlled demolition. Truckloads of explosives were secretly delivered and carefully placed on a 110 story building. But no one saw it and anyone who did has kept the secret for all these years.

Or did 9-11.

Sadly that’s not true at all. These people will have no problem finding another job no need to change their names or identities. There’s plenty of people who think just like they do and will hire them no questions asked. There not like former concentration camp guards you hear about who change their names and go into…

“Here’s your badge and gun. You’re now a police officer! Now go out the and patrol those streets.”

You’ll notice he doesn’t specifically mention Charlottesville or the alt-right. Is he condemning liberals? It’s just vague enough that you can’t be sure.

I was at party in the late 80's. It was a friend of a friend’s party. At one point the host asked my friend “you wanna see something cool?” We go around the side of his house and there’s nothing there. Then the guy that lived there pulls up a manhole cover. We go down a ladder into a little room with shelves of old…

Whoa! Let’s no get too crazy now.

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen in a long time.