She was phenomenal in that piece. When she got in that van with those Nazis. That took serious guts. I’m a grown man and I would have been too scared to get in that van. And how she didn’t reach across that table and slap that guy silly took serious self control. How perfect is it that that guy is crying like a little…

Cry me a river Nazi scumbag. Karma is a bitch ain’t it?

He kicked out the Secret Service. you think Gucci wants to be in a trailer too? God forbid that happen.

Read the statement Donald and you can have 3 scoops of ice cream with your KFC tonight.

That’s my thought when people say Bush did 9-11. Sure, it was a controlled demolition. Truckloads of explosives were secretly delivered and carefully placed on a 110 story building. But no one saw it and anyone who did has kept the secret for all these years.

Or did 9-11.

Sadly that’s not true at all. These people will have no problem finding another job no need to change their names or identities. There’s plenty of people who think just like they do and will hire them no questions asked. There not like former concentration camp guards you hear about who change their names and go into…

“Here’s your badge and gun. You’re now a police officer! Now go out the and patrol those streets.”

Whoa! Let’s no get too crazy now.

Trump brings back coal jobs. Coal miners leave mine shafts. Boom! Mine shaft gap solved. Best president ever.

When Trump brings their coal jobs back, they’ll be too busy mining coal to get hooked on opiates.

Soitenly!

Yea, I thought he would last a few months and then have to leave because of “exhaustion” or whatever bullshit excuse celebrities use when they go to rehab.

It was this big. I shit you not. It was YUGE.

But he totally watched that show on The History Channel that one time. It was about Napoleon, or WWI, or maybe WWII. Or maybe Oak Island. He can’t remember everything he sees on TV.

“But he wanted to consolidate, and it went and dropped to 35 degrees below zero, and that was the end of that army.”

“We’re not going to own it. I’m not going to own it,” Trump said Tuesday at the White House in his first public appearance since the Senate bill fell apart. “I can tell you the Republicans are not going to own it. We’ll let Obamacare fail and then the Democrats are going to come to us.”

Glaciers advance, glaciers retreat. You can’t explain that.

And that is exactly why Bernie would never beat Trump had he been nominated. Yet the Bernie Bros refuse to believe that.

When I started my sleeve the tattoo artist asked me what I did for a living. I told him I drive a truck. I think if I told him I was a lawyer or something more white collar he would have talked me out of it.