I have a traditional Japanese style sleeve. The Japanese style stops at the wrist. I was working a job and started in November. I wore long sleeves all winter. It wasn’t until spring when I wore a short sleeve shirt people saw my tattoo. A few people were surprised that I’d worked there 6 months and they had no idea I…

I know a tattoo artist that that calls a neck tattoo an ‘unemployable’ and will try to talk people out of getting one or suggest another part of the body.

“Oh, I’m sorry ladies. I didn’t realize this was the women’s locker room. My what a beautiful body you have. Really nice. Nice shape although you’re not a ten. You’re boobs are too small.”

It’s a golf tournament. And you’ll never guess who’s golf course it’s being played at.

Trump working.

One thing at a time. He’s still not certain what Bastille Day is.

Seems to be a common problem with the Trump Administration. Because Jeff Sessions can’t seem to remember meeting with any Russians. Must be some kind of KGB technique to make you forget you met with them.

Trump: “Look at this Junior. I take the eraser and rub all over the screen and the email is still there. You can’t erase emails! You can’t erase them!”

Yes. Yes he will.

I knew a guy who was selling his Rolls-Royce because the car was so heavy he was constantly replacing the tires.

Probably a serious case of hemorrhoids.

This exactly what I think of everytime Trump claims to be working hard on some thing.

I kind of wish they had quit because Hawaii Five-0 portrays Hawaii as a hell-hole riddled with carnage, crime, and catastrophe and a place that is, evidently, the number 1 target for terrorists looking to strike fear into the hearts of all Americans. Also, it’s a state that allows its state police to abduct, torture,…

I figured it would last 2-3 seasons tops. I’m a huge fan of the original Five-hour but I watched about half a dozen episodes of the new one and found it unwatchable. Mainly because of Scott Caan. His acting was horrible. He couldn’t act his way out of a wet paper bag. Can you say nepotism?

My favorite reply I saw to this video was that this person wasn’t beat up enough in high school.

What, no NRA bumper sticker? I don’t that person is really from Arkansas if they don’t have an NRA sticker.

He works hard, he plays hard.

So Amazon is paying internet taxes? Is that what he’s saying? The Washington Post is FAKE NEWS? It makes no sense.

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