I haven’t pulled a hazmat load in 4 years. The last couple of companies I worked for just didn’t do hazmat. I’ll probably drop it the next time I renew my license and save the $80 fee.

When I applied for my Hazmat endorsement on my CDL you have to submit to a criminal background check through the FBI. The first step is to fill out a questionnaire that asks if you have committed any crimes that would disqualify you from transporting hazardous materials. The crimes that disqualify you include treason,…

I was driving through Pennsylvania coal country the other day with a guy. He made a comment while he was driving like the “Yellow River (not it’s actual name, that’s just what he calls it.) looks pretty clear today. Most days it’s kind of yellow from the runoff from the coal mines.” This is the reality that Trump…

My mom is the same way with the dentist. She tells me horror stories about about when she was a little girl her dentist didn’t use anesthesia to pull teeth. She’s also convinced he was a Nazi who had fought for Germany during World War II.

I don’t understand it either. It’s definitely some very strange behavior.

I wonder what other objects he’s shoved up his butt in a fit of anger?

OK the part where he tries to jam the remote control up his butt but realizes he’s wearing underwear is by far my favorite. I think I watched that part 10x.

I remember they still had those learners permits without a picture in Pennsylvania in the mid 80's. In Pennsylvania they were kind of a pink color. I remember when I was was 16 a friend borrowed an older friend’s permit that said he was 18. We all went to a head shop and used it to buy a bong.

I was wondering if that was the original coco-cola with the cocaine in it. That would explain the talking and halloing.

Those girls from the Lucy Cobb Institute sound fun. All hopped up on coco-cola halloing and talking to people bareheaded.

“OK. Shortest skirts in the front.”

Google? When I first heard The Wall I think I had to ask my dad who Vera Lynn was. Amd she was popular even before his time. We didn’t have Google in the early 80's.

They’re this close >< to finding an Asian woman. Stay tuned.

My parents watch it every week. I made it through one episode. It’s horrible.

Jesus H Christ. You’re a fucking waiter asshole. It’s not your job to play amateur ICE agent. Just take the orders and serve the food, but I have the feeling you can’t even do that without fucking it up.

Thank you for using the correct term St. Paddy’s Day. I hate when people say St. Patty’s Day. Patty is short for the female name Patricia.

No. It’s St. Paddy’s Day.

I’m not a witch but I heard a rumor there’s this thing called Google where you could go and find out background information on people. Like magazine interviews and talk shows where celebrities talk about personal details of their lives.

Gee, I’ve just been calling them chest tattoos. I didn’t know they had a sacred/pretentious name like “warrior’s chest plate” and or “tit chandelier.”